Turned to Jelly

A reworking of an old one in ‘honour’ (ahem) of all the new swimmers about. Especially dedicated to the big black off the leash dog who had a piss (or a shit, I didn’t wait to check) beside my towel today when I was in the water, and his owners who then parked themselves right there (I swear!), obviously thinking it would be a privilege for anyone to be allowed to sit at bollock level to their smelly animal on a near empty beach while listening to them wittering. That I summarily rejected this privilege obviously came as a surprise but I’m weird like that!

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